Ben Crank Revisited

It has been almost a year since I last spoke of Ben Crank,  and now that he's a grand old man of 17, I will do it again. Or, even better, I'll just shut up and show you some pictures. 

Trying Not To Make An Obvious Pun

With a name like "Crank,"  the opportunity for cringe-worthy puns seems nearly endless.  But I believe that newbie model Ben Crank is too beautiful to be assailed with silly jokes about his name.  Instead, I should be writing odes to his clavicle,  sonnets to his lips, ballads about his eyes. 

OK, I will admit it. I was originally going to call this blog entry, "Yank My Crank," but I chickened out.