Five Guys Who I Think Would Make Better Calvin Klein Underwear Models Than The Biebs

By now I'm sure you've all heard that Justin Bieber is the new face and (stuffed) crotch of Calvin Klein underwear, but (nothing personal, Biebs) there are other people I'd rather see flauting their assets than him, including, but not limited to these five fine fitties.  In no particular order:

 Austin Mahone is often compared to Bieber because of their similar life stories and because both used YouTube accounts and sheer willpower to transform themselves into major bubblegum heartthrobs. I prefer Mahone's looks, voice, and personality, but he has never approached Bieber's level of commerical success.

Leo Howard is that rarity,  a Disney kid who has, so far at least, not gone off the deep end. With the face of an angel and a body for sin, he seems like the perfect guy to hang some underwear on.  But we might have to wait a year or so before putting his mostly naked form on three-story-tall billboards. Leo is still only 17.

Another beauty from the world of Teen Pop, is 20-year-old James McVey of The Vamps. He has a bangin' bod that he's not afraid to show off, and he also has that Bruce Weber vibe that the Calvin Klein folks love so much.

 Paddy Mitchell, because he is perfect, and naked pictures of him should be everywhere.

So, yeah, at this point Tom Daley is a bit overexposed (hee hee) but you just know that he's be totally up for it, and he's so cute and spesh, and that body is a work of art.

Comtemplate This

Take a look at this photo of models Tommy Marr and Paddy Mitchell.  I have a few thoughts about it.

• 1) Under most any other circumstance, a picture of someone who looked like Tommy Marr, dressed in those very Rocky Horror shorts would make my jaw drop, my tongue unfurl like an unrolling carpet, and steam to blow out of my ears. However in this photo, standing next to the practically perfect Paddy, I barely notice him.  I assume that's just me.
• 2)  Why is the top half of  Paddy so overdressed?
• 3)  Holy crap, the underwear!
• 4)  I'm not a size queen, but I can be impressed.

Cruising Down The River

A few days ago Paddy Mitchell posted this picture of himself on Instagram being all effortlessly gorgeous. 

Paddy, Still Perfect

An active thread over at Famous Male Forums has put me in mind of one of the most beautiful of the British model boys, Paddy Mitchell, he of the perfect... everything.  One of the many arcane and arbitrary rules at FMF is that models are strictly prohibited as the topic of threads in their picture forum.  Paddy is allowed, however, simply because he once appeared as a contestant on an episode of All Star Family Fortunes,  the UK version of Family Feud.  Go figure.

It's hard to believe that Paddy was on his first magazine cover five years ago. (I first wrote about him in September of 2009.)  After all that time, he remains the epitome of blond twinkdom.  But then, why not?  He's still a month shy of his twenty-first birthday. 

 More after the jump.