Repeating Myself

I know I'm repeating myself, but I just love this little videos that Jordan Ver Hoeve puts up on YouTube to help and motivate people in their fitness goals.  Not only is he gorgeous, but he seems like the nicest boy imaginable.  Here's his latest:

Here's Jordan!

Because it has been weeks -weeks!- since Jordan Ver Hoeve has appeared on these pages, here's a new photo by Brent Chua, for Vanity Teen, to remind you why I like him so much.  Delish, as they say absolutely nowhere. 

You Can Look Like Jordan Ver Hoeve

 

Well, maybe you can't look like Jordan Ver Hoeve,  but that doesn't mean that he isn't going to help you try.  18-year-old Jordan, who is now living in New York City pursuing his modeling career, is also studying to become a personal trainer, and he has also launched an Instagram page and a YouTube channel to give you fitness tips.

Here is Jordan's very first video, which he suggests may have low entertainment value. We'll be the judge of that.

 

 

Jordan Gets Sexy(er)

It's Jordan Ver Hoeve again, just a month out of high school and posing for his most blatantly sexual photo shoot to date.  Here photographer Joseph Lally treats us to underwear shots:

He teases us with suggested nudity:

Then he knocks the breath out of us with facial close-ups of sheer unadulterated beauty.  Just look at those eyelashes. Dear God! 

Meanwhile, young Jordan, a real person after all, and not just the highly sexualized object d'art we see here,  takes to social media to say how much he misses his girlfriend from back home.  The heart flutters and bleeds.  It's all too much to bear.

All Hail The King!

 

Just last week, Jordan Ver Hoeve, student, football player, model, and my newest fantasy boyfriend, was elected King at his high school prom.  Because, really, just look at him.  I sincerely hope that he is as sweet as he seems,  because a boy who looks like this can do a lot of damage.  

 

More of him here.

Not Fair

I think that it would be rather frustrating to be a classmate of Jordan Ver Hoeve.  Not only is he one of the stars of his high school football team, but he looks like this. Imagine going to school everyday and always having him there to be compared to.  Sooooo unfair.  Now that football season is over, Jordan spends his spare time being a model, doing athletic things like snowboarding and executing backflips, and being super-chill on social media.  It's enough to make you cry. He must have flaws, right?  Nobody is this perfect.